JOHN'S ARM: ARMAGEDDON, the very first animated feature-length DVD from underground Atlanta studio MIKE THE POD, is now available for purchase at WWW.MIKETHEPOD.COM!!! That's right! We'll be selling it other places in the very near future, but right now you can only get it direct from us, for the low, low price of $24.99, which includes shipping & handling within the USA! If you're not in the US, don't fret; email me to work out the shipping details!

If you've enjoyed the old John's Arm shorts on NewGrounds, or if you liked the 8-minute teaser I posted over a year ago, you're sure to love 110 MORE MINUTES of animation that has NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ANYWHERE. This is the reason I have been AWOL from NG for so long; this movie subsumed every hour of the last two years of my life. This is a FEATURE FILM that is nearly TWO FULL HOURS IN LENGTH, which I wrote, directed and animated myself.

I'll post more news as it happens, but my NG userpage is f'ed for some reason. Go to MIKETHEPOD.COM and order your JOHN'S ARM DVD now-- before all your friends do, and you end up looking like a chump. Do it now!! This DVD will fuck your FACE OFF!!!

Thanks everybody and NG!!!

HOW

HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY BE 2008

WHY

WHY GOD

WHERE IN FUCK DID 2007 GO

JESUS EVERLOVING HONKY FARTMASTER GORILLA AIDS ON A STICK

WHY

I haven't died, committed suicide or anything yet- I just can't keep track of all the shit I need to update about the DVD. Here's a novel idea: go to my site for the details about the DVD (which is almost goddam out). I can't keep track of all my fuckups at this point. I'm also battling depressive fits and stress apoplexies, so my next tactic is to just let everyone know about the DVD AFTER release. Which is fucking SOON. I know I keep saying that, but unless you've ever made a feature-length animated movie by yourself, shuddup.

Oh yeah- there IS a Bands I Useta Like collection book coming soon too. You can see the cover on my site too if yer interested. Just keep in mind that for almost the entirety of September, the majority of my personal shit was in boxes in a moving truck. I never had a move take a whole month before. It sucks.

Check my site for more info... I'm dealing with a surprise move (couple blocks down Ponce), but we have every intention of bringing you JOHN'S ARM: ARMAGEDDON on 9/11/07. I'm up to my eyeballs in various personal mishegoss, but the DVD is coming, period. There was a teaser a little while ago you might have noticed.

My NG userpage is one of the many things I'm working overtime to get ship-shape... I'll try to keep posting updates here and there until the 11th. Sorry, I have a bastard of a migraine so I'm not all that chatty.

Anyway, blah blah blah, John's Arm movie coming on DVD after nearly two years of work. Thank you very much for listening.